Sometimes it's the simple, obvious answer literally looking right at you. Does anyone look at Bozo the Clown and say, "Now there's a serious thinker I can respect."? Watching the healthcare debate taking place in Washington, witness the US House of Representatives as the largest collection of frightening hairstyles on planet Earth. It's difficult enough to listen to an entire gaggle of flapjacks who don't understand the concept of the 'Indoor Voice'. But look at them. I dare you to watch CSPAN, it's a trainwreck of hairspray and rabid zombies. The comb-over and TV preacher hair battle it out for most gruesome example of barber college final exam failures. This is the subliminal reason why America hates Congress. Only a decent haircut can save America. Stop the madness, in the next election please vote for the best hairdo among the candidate field.
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