Dream gig. Department Chief: The Decider Division.
In every media organization there is a department that designs the graphics and scores the theme music for IMPORTANT STUFF. *echo echo* Without this, it never happened. Flash cuts. Bam. Bam. Bam. "Greenlight that, Bob!" Without this, it never happened. *zing. svoosh. pa-shwa-zang. huh-nuh-nuh-huh-nah-nah. ping.* Cue cellos. Roll in melancholy horns... Director's voice at quarter-volume, "3...2...1...and...".
Words are so declasse. Get A Grip needs a theme song that can easily be hummed. And some swirly graphics. 3-D graphics. Everything is going 3-D.
Screw that. I need glasses to read. Why would I want glasses to watch my gotdam teevee? Exactly.
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