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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tax You, America!
Portland, Oregon. 4:17 PCT. Dateline: Multnomah County Suburbia. Afraid of of entering Communist Portland for fear of accidental flouride contamination, wearing silly costumes and waving grammatically incorrect signs on highway overpasses provides a dopamine-like release for those who don't like things.
In honor of the Teabag Social Club's favorite day of the year, *shrieking sounds* April 15th,the shrewd ever-vigilant Americas guarding freedoms have decided to come clean *ahem* about the true origins concerning the bond or the glue that holds them together.Their delusions about who pays taxes, how much is paid and the truth concerning lower, yes lower, Federal tax rates this year notwithstanding,openly mocking these radio talk show's dream looneys is almost too easy. Happy Tax Day, TEABAGGERS.
YOU COLLECTIVELY PAID 173 BILLION DOLLARS LESS IN FEDERAL TAXES THAN YOU DID THE YEAR PRIOR YOU MOUTH-BREATHING WACKJOBS.
You can't make this up. This video clip that was recently running on Fox News' website brings the Tea Party out of closet with smiles on their chins. In case you are missing out on what is an inside joke, try an urban dictionary website or consult just about anybody.
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