So the brooding, Euro-paranoid GOP hated the rescue of the US auto industry from the brink of extinction. And now this total lack of vision by the US House of "Representatives" with the attempted dissolution of the Transportation budget. Car bad- check. Choo-choo bad- check. Teabaggage Republicans seem to afraid of travel of any kind. Is moving good and services efficiently the work of the Debbil? Does sitting impotent in traffic, raging on your steering Chinese-made wheel, burning A-rab gasoline, bring on a John Wayne-y catharsis? Better yet. Never ever leaving your house must be the most patriotic responsibility of sad, easily frightened, let-it-all-decay isolationist Teabag America. What's left? A Norquistian wasteland with doofus America clamoring for their promised jobs, jobs, jobs from their extra-strengthened red white blue lawnchairs. Sorry, building bridges, tunnels, and laying track alongside public right-of-way is a Commie AFL-CIO-ACLU-ACORN plot to reward high-paying jobs to hard-workin' blue-collar Toby Keith Americans... *woopsie-doo* Those might be union jobs that would decrease our dependence on looney oil wackos. Sorry, that would be un-American. Shut up and go hide in the gun cellar, a Hispanic-y dude would steal your job anyway. Gay marriage. Flag burning food stamper grabbing your guns. Ooh, shiny.
One would imagine Republicans would support America living out a nationwide truck commercial. Not the case it seems. Eisenhower's highways are socialist garden paths that steal your precious bodily fluids. The rest of the world is building high-speed rail,it's called infrastructure. And they're also building and upgrading infrastructure that supports bullet trains, light commuter rail, buses, trolleys, bikes, whatever it takes to kick America's ass. Network management, trust in themselves and Transportation efficiencies cost/benefit stuff is helping China and India embarrass the Hell out of us. It's also just too hard for this teabagger GED flat Earth crowd to grasp unquantifiable quality of life productivity gains. *sigh* A Norquistian Nightmare. Why does Eric Cantor's America feel like a Stephan King novel? Idiot Village, USA.
You know what? Fuck it. Come on, Blue-Staters. Let's come out in favor of the Keystone XL Pipeline. The Mid-West must be sacrificed. They are begging to rape their own backyard in the ass. Rational people hate, no despise the Heartland almost as much as they puke on the Deep South. If the Fucktard Creation-Village Idiots want to be gutted to keep the Coastal Educated Blue and Purple Liberal Elite in cheap energy, VELVETEEN PICTURE GAWD WITH THE EYES THAT FOLLOW YOU ACROSS THE ROOM is our witness. Hell yes and... Frack it, frack it all. Let's drill, frack, mountain top, bore, excavate, implode, explode-- the whole fucking previously worthless FLYOVER evapo-shit-pond known as the Heartland. FLIP the whole fucking thing upside-the-fuck-down. Scoop off the good stuff. Thanks, good luck, polyester-gravy douche-tards.
Just Another Problem solved by your Solutions Solutioner.
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