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Sunday, February 26, 2012
Sweet Mercy Ooo That's Nice
The Sharper Image Quad Action Percussion Massager.
My life changed yesterday afternoon. I unboxed my package with trepidation. What kind of a dipstick buys a Concussion Machine for this much money? This genius dipstick, that's who. It has heat. Four heads. Brrrppp to Pummel... Actually dozed off for a second on the trapezoid. Chronic Pain beware, there's a new weapon in town. Dam thing will rattle your fillings on the vibro-death setting. One hell of a hummer this beast. Ladies, you'd have to brave if you were considering this monstrosity for alternative uses. Ahem.
Highly recommended. Two quad thumbs up.
Neither Get A Grip nor GTW [grippingthewheel] Enterprises NOR NEITHER NIGH NYET anybody associated with me is/was paid to endorse or trash any product or service. Fin.
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