From now on it's only my experiences and beliefs, and truly only my experiences and beliefs, that will guide my view on how humanity should approach government and appeasement of the Unwashed caste. History, facts, women's yelping, "education", and dissenting views are irrelevant and wasteful of thought. Please relax, resistance is futile. Welcome to the 21st Century American Theocratic Confederate Republics.
Gasoline discount cards for non-union members and IKEA gift certificates for women who can prove they do not vote, standard in the Welcome Bag. Monthly drawings for those in the Gun Club include rare ammo and throwing knives for the ladies. 700 Club viewership will be mandatory and monitored by the newly created [scraping the Leech Departments freed up funding] Department of Religious Encouragement and Caucasian Procreation. In order to re-balance the damage caused by that hippie LBJ, it will take decades to fix America back to its heyday in the glorious 1950's.
No minimum wage. No education grants and loans, go get a job. No healthcare? Go get a job. No taxes unless they go to Defense Contractors...errr Department. Love our troops who are going our Congress-endorsed Holy Crusade on Iran. Sex is only for RECP-sanctioned procreation on scheduled blocks of fifteen minutes per month. Sessions will be recorded for the random drawing on Friday Night Neighbor Sex on FOX Late Night Fridays.
Weirder? You want weirder? It's getting weirder. Everyday. Food Stamps will only be able to purchase one pound of Reece's peanut butter cups in all its surplus forms. The long suffering greater than $250,000 in gold doubloons demographic will receive a subsidized Reece's allotment in the form of the Egg [it's a Jesus thing, ok?]. Whoa, Amen. And Cadbury Eggs are for filthy Euro scum.
PINK SLIME IS PEOPLE.
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