A Happier Message of Thanks

Calm down peoples. "More pie." is a good answer.

The tremendous pressure in America to consume is like a tsunami. Back-to-school shopping season now marks the beginning of the Christmas Consumption Orgy. This continues on through February when enough shit has filled the Consumer Colon. There is no escaping this. A fast rising problem looming on the Wheel of Consumption is the impending shortage of days in a year. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. The whole deal appears to be sealed. Fresh faux holidays are in order. Not enough major purchases happening within the dim zone of St. Patrick's Day-Ides-of-March-Passover space. We need a spanking new GAZUNGAPALOOPAZING holiday. A Springtime celebration of Springtime. An excuse to exchange gifts. Big gifts that require power of some kind.

Think of it as only 100 days AFTER Christmas until you can give the Springapalooza Week. Springapalooza Week and its GAZUNGAPALOOPAZING gifting integrate the week-long multi-gift exchange with America's need to wander Walmart instead of doing anything actually interesting. National Parks are interesting and within a tank of gas to many of our Slovenly. Fuck it. Let's buy Shit we don't need. Oooh, look a chocolate fountain!

Happy Holiday.

















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Thanksgiving Bankruptcy

The blood-lust, racism, selfishness and hatred of the Far Right is as American as pumpkin pie. And 21st century America is a truly sad place to live with the endless bile of the now minority White who search for blame for their vanishing lifestyle. There is also this core of the Idiot Poor who are called to prayer for the GOP in direct conflict with their own interest. There is no doubt whatsoever that a large percentage hate the President because he's an African Hawaiian Muslim Hitler. Ask them, they do NOT like a negro in the White House. That stench? That's Grover Norquist. The man who runs Congress is close to getting his wish of the destruction of the Federal Government by starving it to death. Good bye food safety, clean water and air, food stamps, unemployment benefits, Medicare, student loans and Social Security. NASA. The United States Post Office. These institutions of A civil Society are evil Socialist ideas according to these greedy, narrow-minded, selfish, piss-on-your-neighbor cunts.

Fear-mongering is the Wingnut way of life, simply listen to the terror in the collective voice of the Republican debates. Their minions, They froth and cheer at executions and water-boarding. Richard "I hate Commies" Nixon would be booed off their stage as a pinko-China-whore-liberal in the 2011 Red-State Brain. And a bored Media demands the OWS own up to being Democrat college professors with hippie Enemy-of-the-State position papers. Meanwhile, ASK-ANY-Republican lashes out at OWSers as criminal free-loading pot smoking park-poopers who refuse to get jobs. Jobs that aren't there.

When did America get so viciously stupid? Not funny haha laughing at you funny you-fat-ass goober stupid but fucking vicious rank stupid? And we're supposed to be thankful for this shit? Truly depressing. And it's not fucking funny anymore.