Congratulations

Update 12/23: Fine ideas as stupid crazy overwrought government Medicinal ideas go: single payer, the public option and the age 55 Medicare buy-in were sold up the creek for a bottle of rotgut and two ladyish cousins of questionable moral character in order to pass a watered-down drink of a Bill that a freshman sorority-pledge would turn down. Wussies. America's wussies, THE U.S. Senate.

Nice work, kids. You've won the Healthcare debate. Land of the Free, Home of the Asshat Douchebag Nutbag Fruitcake couldn't pass the GED Retard. With any luck, the Polar icecaps will melt rapidly drowning us all. I'm embarrassed to call myself an American. I read an excellent book a while back, Thomas Franks' What's The Matter With Kansas. There is no debating those who've made the leap to believing and voting against their own interests. But this shouldn't matter, right?

What in the bloody fuck happened? Did I just imagine, "Yes, We Can."? ha, ha! Irrepublicans have locked arms in solidarity. So what. The Democrats technically control all three branches of our government. All right, let's go, Batman! This a complete fallacy that hood-winked many like myself into believing that society-shifting legislation could have actually been enacted. Former Vice President Al Gore should kick himself in the ass every single morning, every single day, from now until the end of his climately-shortened life for bringing Joe Lieberman into the public domain. Not sexy enough for you? What is the nature of debauchery on the video of Senator Harry Reid? WAIT. WHAT? Joe Lieberman has a USB 2G flashdrive with Harry doing all manner of unspeakable acts. There is no other possible explanation for the Senate Majority Leader's cowtowing to Mr. Independent Big Brain Knows Best Lieberman.

And you thought an election was a pivotal moment. Hell, a rotting bag of elephant excrement could have beat George W. Bush's legacy in the last election. This, this healthcare issue, is the true test of American ideals.

The Idiots are winning.

Note to Idiots: That crunching sound is William F. Buckley gnawing on your skulls while you are still alive. The spinning around like you are swatting bees is not going to help. Buckley is gnawing on your skull.