My First Big Girl Book...

If you've ever wondered who in the Bloody Hell could back the Queen Quitter, former Governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, here is her brain trust. I imagine for most of the crowd it's a book burning at Borders, not a book signing, that is their collective experience. Fillin' up on Glenn Beck-isms, Michael Savage's screechings, the War On Christmas, and Rush's thrilling platitudes, this gang was ready to answer the complicated querys posed by a random demon of the MSM. As for the fictional scribblings, Millions of minions are disappointed upon discovery that the Royalty of the Retarded's masterpiece contains no pop-ups and very few Coloring the Christian Conservative Critter pullouts.

Household Hint: Keep an airsick bag handy, it will make clean-up around the computer go lickety-split.

And I fully expect William F. Buckley to rise from the grave to rain Hellfire and Righteousness if Palin/Bachmann 2012 gains the Republican nomination in the next Presidential election cycle. Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a perfect stone-crazy match for Palin's savvy intellect. Irregardless, the potential Ultimate Political Comedy might force my hand into joining the steering committee of the Blithering Birther Barbie Twins. Allah be praised. Yes, I know irregardless is not a real word. It is, however, appropriate when the Replicants are running wild and unchecked after failing their Voight-Kampff tests.